Saying it my way . . .

No Health Insurance – 45 million U.S. Citizens: 

One Solution - move to a “Sanctuary City” and declare that you are an illegal alien when you arrive at a health care facility.  Just show the ICE/INS officer your hospital bill as your own form of “documentation” and you won’t be deported.  You may get “free” health care; you may even get legal assistance from the ACLU; advocacy from Amnesty International; food stamps; driver’s license; Bank of America credit card (with the FDIC [tax-payers] to back up any bad debt); Social Security benefits; Medicaid; free education; mortgage assistance placement, you may even get your hospital parking receipt validated for your uninsured automobile.  One insurance company sees the influx of Native Americans from Central and South America (they are not from Spain) as an Emerging Market – that’s great, just make sure their car doesn’t collide with your car on the streets, as they may not have had time to visit with their car insurance representative.

As for you 45,000,000 uninsured U.S. citizens, well . . . sorry . . . Hillary’s and Obama’s health care plan hasn’t yet kicked in and you will probably need an attorney to schedule a doctor’s appointment for you about one year ahead of time after a hearing.  Moreover, after the medical utilization review board has reviewed your case, you probably won’t qualify for your specific selection of medical coverage.  I just hate it when that happens!