Saying it my way . . .

Dear Senator Schumer:

So we common, average, working, middle-class, ordinary Americans have now been classified into another group called the chattering class that you say do not really care about a little pork here or a little pork there.� I remember what the late Senator Edward Everett Dirksen said some 38-years ago about pork projects and government spending, A billion dollars here and a billion dollars there and pretty soon youre talking about real money.  I believe that is where we are today notwithstanding the fact that you define it as only a little pork.� Have you lost touch with reality or are you suffering from some traumatic form of brain damage?

Einstein was correct about his Theory of Relativity.� A billion dollars 30 years ago is relatively small compared to the hundreds of billions of dollars that we are throwing into the sewage system of government waste and bloated payrolls and overblown feckless government bureaucracies.� Perhaps the real amount will total in the trillions of dollars.

Probably a better description of this new "Chattering Class" of 'average Americans that don't really care about how much Congress is spending' and as coined by pompous New York Senator, Chuckee Schumer, is OUR right of Free Speech guaranteed by the First Amendment to the Constitution (until some moron decides that that phrase is not what the Founding Fathers had intended).  So, let's keep on "Chattering" while we can.  Sounds like Chuckee is trying to start a class warfare.

I would like to vote against you but I live in Oklahoma and would never consider moving to New York State even though I have two daughters that live there in your Empire State.� They say that you are as big an idiot in person as you appear to be on television.

Good night and good luck!