Saying it my way . . .

Boraxobama says:  Over-inflating your tires will reduce gasoline consumption.  So, I am going to add four more tires to my car and instead of 35 psi, I am going to put 70 psi of air in all eight tires.  So instead of the 28 mpg (highway) that I now get, I should be getting 112 mpg (highway) - an increase of four times the mileage.  Sounds to me like an energy plan whose time has come.  So what school and discipline did Boraxoabama attend and study when he went to college?  It wasn't M.I.T. was it or Mechanical Engineering? 

Maybe we need more "BigFoots" on the highway . . . WOW - where do these great energy-saving ideas come from?  It's like magic or something . . . . (perhaps it was pulled from a body orifice) - and why were we not told about this years ago?  Was this all part of a vast right-wing oil company-funded conspiracy?  Makes you wonder don't it  . . .

Boraxo also wants Universal Health Care for everybody in the U.S. (legally or not - and regardless of the cost).  But did you know that you are three to four times safer on the highway going 75 mph with cars and 18-wheelers only a few feet from you than you are in a hospital lying in a bed going "0" mph?

Oh, by the way, I accidentally broke a fluorescent (CFL) bulb in my bathroom while trying to screw the damned thing in the socket.  Which government agency(s) do I notify and which forms will I need to prepare in order to be in compliance with those federal standards?  I was able to clean up the toxic spill with my bare hands and without the required federally approved air regulator and asbestos space suit but then I used to play with Mercury and Lead when I was a kid.  The Mercury made for really shiny dimes and quarters back then.  How the hell did any of us ever survive childhood without all this government "assistance?"

Because of the accidental dropping of the CFL light bulb, we have already evacuated the house and are living in a tent outside even though neighborhood covenants do not allow for this type of lifestyle.  We have told the neighborhood association to take up the issue with the federal government and their elected officials since they make up all the rules.  No word yet from the neighborhood association.  They meet next year.